Packs 17 to 19

Pack Seventeen


Shiny Fulham Kits: The long sleeve version wih the 'innovative' GloveSleeve is far more interesting

Gary Teal – Wigan: I remeber Sean Teale...

Stuart Downing – Middlesbrough: GOT! Rubbish winger, rubbish swap.

Nicky Hunt – Bolton Wanderers: Almost comedy gold. Mick Hunt would be better...

Lee Bowyer – West Ham: ...speaking of total Hunts.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer – Man Utd: GOT! AGAIN! Look at him mocking me with his munchkin face...

Pack Eighteen


Porstsmouth Kits: Pompey keep on marchig on in the completion race...

Shola Ameobi - Newcastle: He's never really going to make it, let's face it.

Danny Shittu – Watford: GOT, it would be too obvious to use another Shittu pun.

Papa Bouba Diop – Fulham: The first character from the Star Wars Galaxy to play in the Premiership.

Andy Cole – Portsmouth: Made such a huge impact they let him go to Birmingham

Aaron Mokoena – Blackburn Rovers: GOT! Another double swap.

Pack Nineteen


Star Player – Scott Parker – Newcastle Utd: Star player? He's pretty good, but star?

Henri Camara – Wigan Athletic: Potentially useful, probably crap.

Tomasz Radzinski – Fulham: A classic one good game in twenty man - if you're lucky.

Lee McCulloch – Wigan Athletic: Sounds like a boxer...

Steve Kabba – Sheff Utd: GOT! Stupid jouneyman...

Brynjar Gunnarson – Reading: Icelandic, I'd like to go to Iceland one day. Also the first Reading sticker in yonks - they're now trailing way behind Pompey.