Friday, June 01, 2007

Packs 47 - 52

A bumper six pack selection

Pack Fourty Seven

Ledley King – Most Wanted: When he's not injured anyhoo

Leon Osman – Everton: Wow! An Everton sticker!

Bolton Wanderers Badge: Ribbony

Sylvain Distin – Man City: Now buggered of to Pompey

Sergio Peter – Blackburn Rovers: Strange name

Craig Moore – Newcastle Utd: GOT! Another Antipodean swap

Lego Thing – The Ray: GOT! But I don't care.

Pack Fourty Eight

Everton Kits: Bad in every way.

Tim Cahill – Everton: Is that the complete Timmy set now?

Johnathon Fortune – Charlton Ath: No great fortune

Kevin Lisbie – Charlton Ath: Scored 3 goals in one match against Liverpool several years

Moritz Volz – Fulham: Volz, the only cool German ever.

Man City Badge: Ranieri's new team

Lego Thing – The Eel: My third one of these stoopid things

Pack Fourty Nine

Spurs Kits: Understated calssyness

Richard Dunne – Man City: Citeh capitano

Philippe Christanval - Fulham: One of the few Fulham players to not look like a paedo in their kit.

Pepe Reina – Liverpool: SUUUUUPER PEPEEEEEE!

Leighton Baines – Wigan Ath: Supposed to be very good

Chris Powell – Watford: I never know what to say about Watford players

Pack Fifty

Phil Jagielka – Most Wanted: He actually is quite wanted at the moment

Anton Ferdinand – West Ham Utd: Associated to the scum by birth

Niclas Jensen – Fulham: Not the kid.

Malky Mackay – Watford: Most. Scottish. Name. Ever

Quinton Fortune – Bolton Wanderers: Ex Scum...

Ji-Sung Park – Man Utd. - Would be extremely likable if it wasn't for the Scum thing.

Pack Fifty One

Wayne Rooney – Most Wanted: Not by the police, alas

Thomas Myhre – Charlton Ath: A glittering career of reserve goalkeeping.

Omar Poulso – Charlton Ath: Bald

Claude Makelele – Chelsea: Even at 137 the guy oozes class

Damien Francis – Watford: His name is Damien

Mikael Silvestre – Man Utd: A united defender - i am not allowed to comment

Pack Fifty Two

Spurs Squad: GOT! Squaddy swap

Abdoulaye Meite – Bolton Wanderers: Got! Not a Meite sticker.

Andrew Webster – Wigan Ath: Looks like a goon

Scott Parker – Newcastle Utd: Not any more he ain't. A good buy for the Hammer methinks.

Fulham Badge: Shiny Badge of Under-achievement.

Nicky Shorey - Reading: I've been impresses every time I've seen him. It'll be interesting to see how he copes with the Brazillians tonight.